Tuesday, July 12, 2011

OMG time to make some art shit

This morning the realization hit me that the Ann Arbor Summer is just a week away.
I am still finishing up on my Bead and Button orders and I haven't really thought about making more work for Ann Arbor Summer Art Fair until NOW.
I have some pieces started that I can complete, but other then that I need new work.
I am slightly panicked tonight. OK a little more then slightly panicked. I can't find my wine opener thingie which has added fuel to the panic fire. (You didn't know I was fancy enough to drink wine with actual corks, did you?)
Deadlines are funny things. I hate them yet at the same time I wonder if I would ever finish anything without them. My creative urges move at their own pace, sort of like a lazy cat that might leap up and chase a dust fairy that only it can see at a moments notice.
Its times like these when I really a personal assistant to keep me on track by doing all the stupid things life requires like banking, organizing, cooking, cleaning, feeding the dogs, doing the laundry, etc. etc..... mmmm come to think of it I really need a wife. Would anyone like to marry me? I'm sure my husband wouldn't mind, and don't worry you don't have to participate in a three-some- or a two-some or even a one-some. You will be too tired for sex. I totally understand.
If you'd like to meet me before committing to marriage, you can come see me at the summer fair. I'll be in booth 194 on Main St, in front of Palios Restaurant
If you bring me an iced coffee I might even let you get to first base.

The Ann Arbor Summer Art Fair

July 20 - 23, 2011

Wednesday - Friday, 10 am - 9 pm

Saturday, 10 am - 6pm


  1. hahahaha!! crack me UP!
    I can totally relate to your feelings about deadlines. i am the same way.
    hope you find that wife you're lookin for!

  2. too funny..certainly can relate to the creative muse striking at unpredictable times..and not always when we need her most..
    the first thing i will get when either i can afford it or win the Lotto is a personal assistant(PA)..

  3. Anonymous8:16 AM

    OMG that was too funny. I had to put down my drink so I didnt spit it all over my keyboard. LOL!

  4. What do I get for a Venti iced coffee?

  5. Funny! Hope the show goes well.

  6. Chuckle-snort! That is hilarious, Miss Diane! I have always said that I need an intern. Like Kramer on Seinfeld. And if I were anywhere near Ann Arbor I would bring you an iced coffee just to make you smile.
    Enjoy the day!

  7. LOL! I am in the same position but I'm getting ready to ignore it all and run to a hot bath with a book.

    You'll do great at the show!

  8. Sounds like I may need a wife too! Ha! Does a virtual iced coffee count?

    : )